I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged data and analytics dotard with fire

For @451Research clients: Navigating analytics in the age of smart data discovery https://t.co/vGrgKAaM3q By Krishna Roy

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 18, 2017

For @451Research clients: @dataArtisans delivers proprietary application manager for Apache Flink https://t.co/iG9Q52cV4e

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 22, 2017

For @451Research clients: @pivotal pushes boundaries with latest version of Greenplum database https://t.co/nDpTBy6Cpv By @jmscrts

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 18, 2017

For @451Research clients: Hitachi forms @HitachiVantara to unify its OT and IT capability in IIoT https://t.co/8pKXTVJcgu By @epredator

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 21, 2017

For @451Research clients: @cloudera pours IoT data into its enterprise management platform https://t.co/T6XicGeNQm By @xianrenaud

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 22, 2017

For @451Research clients: @AWS targets enterprise with migration, machine-learning and data services https://t.co/chyZ5FiLIM By @eekygeeky

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 18, 2017

For @451Research clients: @BonsaiAI hones focus on industrial application of AI https://t.co/YtZvQwFHdG By Krishna Roy

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 19, 2017

For @451Research clients: @unisyscorp offers Machine-Learning-as-a-Service for the curious https://t.co/A0YpV5yd2Q By @drkatyring

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 19, 2017

MongoDB recorded $86.7m net loss on revenue of $101m in 2016. $73.5m net loss on $65.3m in 2015 and $76.7m net loss on $40.8m in 2014

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 22, 2017

Cloudera files registration statement for proposed follow-on offering https://t.co/vKecoT9mWz

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 18, 2017

TigerGraph raises $31m series A funding for native parallel https://t.co/UCNO0ZVZ7m graphdatabaseplatform

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 19, 2017

Incorta has raised $15m in funding, led Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, for its real-time analytics platform https://t.co/KCsVcmoEjv

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 20, 2017

Panoply expands series A funding with $5m from C5 Capital. https://t.co/hUnOhWflJX

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 18, 2017

CallidusCloud acquires OrientDB https://t.co/VSM0AZQ6kH

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 20, 2017

Hitachi combines Hitachi Data Systems, Hitachi Insight Group, and Pentaho to form Hitachi Vantara https://t.co/i8sb8avgEe

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 19, 2017

Oracle now enables customers to reuse existing software licenses for Oracle PaaS, including Oracle Database https://t.co/VvcrQ47L4R

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 20, 2017

Alation launches Alation 5 with improved support for cataloging data lakes on-premises and in the cloud https://t.co/hG7YKgKDeQ

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 22, 2017

Micro Focus introduces Vertica 9 https://t.co/zVe8sDPhep

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 21, 2017

InterSystems has launched its IRIS Data Platform https://t.co/VqcyDEDiyV

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 19, 2017

Actian has added support for Apache Spark Actian Vector in Hadoop https://t.co/7sQlZnAFaz

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 20, 2017

Talend introduces new Data Governance & Compliance offering to address GDPR https://t.co/NboqZaIQWS

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 21, 2017

ScaleArc for SQL Server is now integrated with Microsoft Azure SQL Database. https://t.co/BBK2rfV7kQ

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 20, 2017

Hortonworks has announced the GA of Hortonworks Cybersecurity Platform (HCP) powered by Apache Metron. https://t.co/pb628Q2Tiv

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 20, 2017

Sesame Software has announced the beta program for its new Relational Junction Data Warehouse Builder. https://t.co/wFxiPeHibh

— Matt Aslett (@maslett) September 20, 2017

And that’s the data day, today.